Thursday, July 12, 2007

Ottawa cancels free crack pipe program

Junkie #1: "Hey, do you want to go smoke some crack?"

Junkie #2: "Well of course! I just have to go stop by City Hall first, pay my property taxes and pick up a new crack pipe."

Junkie #1: "Didn't you read the Ottawa Citizen this morning? The pipe program has been cancelled."

Junkie #2: "Awe rats! And to think I donated to Chiarelli's campaign! I'll take a rain check on the crack smoking."

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