And we might even kick some kittens...

Well it's official, Tony Valeri has reached a new low.

Apparently he was reading from the new and improved, internal "Red Book" on how to maintain your tenuous grip on power:

Tip #46: If you steal from taxpayers and lose the confidence of the Parliament, the best thing to do is threaten opposition parties with seniors dying of hypothermia, war heroes not able to feed their families, and farmers losing their lifeblood.